What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:50

No go.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Next, they tried...
This Philosophy Quiz Will Prove Whether You're Actually Smart Or Just Pretending - BuzzFeed
Loons and Moons
Still no good.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Why would a spouse cheat if the marriage is good?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Thumbs down again.
Bitcoin (BTC) Price Climbs After Trump Tells GOP Not to Worry About Deficit Spending - CoinDesk
No, not a chance
Catatonics & High Colonics
No way
Can you DM your uncle’s wife for a video?
Then came..
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Microbiome: First bacteria we meet can keep us out of hospital - BBC
Another attempt resulted in ...
—
Still no good
This harmless drink accelerates aging in a dangerous way, according to science - Glass Almanac
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Just Forget it!
They put up a sign reading
Nuts and Butts
Minds and Behinds
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So they tried
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
share office space ...
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Trump's tariffs are hammering the industry he wants to save - Politico
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Why do men like women gold diggers?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Unacceptable again!
So, the docs changed it to read