What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:50

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No go.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Next, they tried...

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Loons and Moons

Still no good.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Why would a spouse cheat if the marriage is good?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Thumbs down again.

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No, not a chance

Catatonics & High Colonics

No way

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Then came..

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Still no good

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Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Just Forget it!

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They put up a sign reading

Nuts and Butts

Minds and Behinds

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So they tried

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

How do I get people to see my writing? I'm having a really hard time getting my writing out there. I post on Tumblr, but not many see it.

share office space ...

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Why do men like women gold diggers?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Unacceptable again!

So, the docs changed it to read

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